Scallopia attacks Bluebowlaria!

Scallopia has attacked Bluebowlaria in it's quest for Dining Table Domination. Scallopia took an army of over 9 million scallops and an orb containing a shard of the power of their god, Eater. However, Bluebowlaria did not give up without a fight. It amassed a large defensive force of 2 potato deities and billions of rice soldiers. Scallopia used their "Shard of the Eater" to drop teeth, saliva and mouth bombs on the potato deities, reducing them to mere potato pieces, who served as generals for a short time. The panicked rice soldiers filled in a trench of potato soup, hoping that the bombs did not like potato soup. Unluckily for them, it was one of the bombs' favourite soups, and the rice soldiers, along with the potato piece generals were eaten. But the potato deities would not die without doing some harm to the enemy and merged their remaining power to summon their god, Ye Ye. The "God of Dustbins", as he was called, destroyed all the scallops and threw them in his dreaded dustbin. But the Eater was not called a god for no reason, and he quickly produced some more scallops, complete with Shell Armour. Eventually, Bluebowlaria realized that they could not win, but rather than let Scallopia conquer the strategically placed bowl country, they threw themselves in the Sink and called upon Ye Ye to destroy them and make sure Scallopia would not conquer the bowl. Ye Ye did not break his promise, utterly ripping them to pieces with the two legendary ancient weopons: Soap and Water. He even used his emergency last-resort weopon: the feared and dreaded Cloth. If you do not know, this Cloth is so powerful that only the Dustbin outranks it. Scallopia and all the rest of the countries on the Dining Table were wiped out in the predicted Sink Armeggeddon. Eater and Ye Ye survived, but their true names were destroyed along with the rest of the countries as only they knew their real names. There is hope, though. Cardologists have found some ancient artifacts known as rubber bands, containg the Legendary Duel Master Deck. They also found a note saying, "Property of Eater" with the intials C.Y written upon it with an unknown ink, but some have theorized that the ink belonged to the Lost Pen and Pencil.