Scientists discover a new type of metal!

Scientists have discovered a new type of metal known as Urinetanium.Urinetanium is a metal so rare that one gram of it can be traded for a litre of urine, hence the name. The metal was discovered on a planet made out of virtual-reality. This planet is known as Steam and is extremely full of Urinetanium. However, the natives, known as "Geeks" live in a gigantic "Home Treehouse" that is directly above a huge stash of Urnietanium. Democracy talks with their king, "Nerd", have failed as he is too lazy to type in the code to teleport the Home Treehouse to somewhere else. These Geeks have tough and stiff exoskeletons developed from hours of online gaming and so the military have decided to create "Avatars", which are game characters. They cost the military hours to download and billions of dollars to buy cheat codes on ebay. Jake was a gamer who was laughed at in the military because he was horrible at playing games. His twin brother Jeff was supposed to control one of the Avatars, but he got shot in Counter-Strike. So Jake was filling Jeff's place. Jake, was sent to a dedicated to infiltrate the Geeks. He was about to be attacked by a Geek but just then, he leveled up and this intrigued the Geek to follow him. He was attacked by some Wolf-Rats but the Geek saved him. The Geek bought Jake to the Home Treehouse and he was questioned by Nerd, who sent him to learn how to farm for rare items. Unfortunately, Jake was addicted to gaming, and realized that the military was "Griefing", meaning spoiling the game for other players by teamkilling and such. He was made an Admin just as the military decided to activate a cheat code. In the chaos, Jake managed to kill the general and kicked the military out of the game, banning them forever. The military reports that they will try to hack through the ban, but they have had no sucess so far