Santa Claus a cannibal?

Santa Claus, the famous Christmas symbol, was found in his flat eating a boy. The boy, who was ten years old and was called Leong Chong-Yu, lost 3 quarters of his head and all his limbs, but he lived due to the fact that his brain still existed. Santa Claus, when questioned, denied everything and said that they were blind. The angry judge sentenced Santa Claus to being eaten by a mutated octopus turned zombie. Santa Claus made an epic escape, only to fall in an acid dumping ground and die. The trial continues for no reason